breaking news: equius’s secret revealed!!
(redrawing of a really old thing)
reminded that this is beta mom’s actual bedroom
middle aged woman having tea parties with her stuffed animals and sleeping with a toy wizard and loads of mutant kittens
remember when the dancestors were introduced a year ago and it was the hypest shit ?
yea who knows
Just a quick reminder to anyone having a bad day that Karkat Vantas reads trashy romance novels.
Like, the type of novels you buy second-hand at the grocery store for a dollar with a picture of shirtless Fabio on the cover.
For anyone who has never picked up one of these books out of curiosity, it is basically porn for menopausal women. It follows a cliche romance with a love interest with no flaws whatsoever and always has random sex scenes described in flowery prose.
So yes, Karkat Vantas reads the troll equivalent of Fifty Shades of Gray. Karkat Vantas has in his possession various books of similar stature.
And if that doesn’t put a smile on your face, I don’t know what will.
Thank you for your time.
it worked, holy shit