my health teacher has a sign in her room that says ‘if you cant handle the word vagina, then you shouldnt have your penis in one’
i wonder if my health teacher knows that shes tumblr famous
the most romantic thing i could think of, is getting fat together with you
i’m gonna cry
also today some kid mentioned the red hot chili peppers and i was like “oh i love that band” and they were like “oh yeah name five songs by them” and i listed five of my favourites and he hesitated and then said “maybe you do like them”
Why is it on a pieCE OF CHEESE
Why do you make your senteNCES CAPITALIZED AS THEY PROGRESS
because it proviDES A SENSE OF SUDDEN ANGER/REALIZATION
You know what the best part about being a girl who plays multiplayer games is? Being accused of being an attention whore when you didn’t want all that unwanted attention in the first place.
Because playing video games for hours and hours every week is not for my own personal enjoyment, but is instead an elaborate ploy to get internet strangers to notice me.
Been playing with this concept for a while.
I love this. So much.
this should be posted everywhere
Something I realised, after having to help many international tourists count out their change, is that American coins don’t actually have the number value on them??? Like no wonder all these poor tourists are so confused
it just fucking says one “dime”
what the fuck is a dime
how much is it worth
whose idea was this
oh my god i never even realized that what the hell we all just sort of know what they’re worth through some sixth sense bullshit